Exclusive: Eden Corp Jingle Ringtone

Show your mandatory brand loyalty for everyone’s favorite megacorp overlords! Improve your mundane human existence with our exclusive Eden Corp ringtone, designed to brighten your incessantly busy, technologically frantic day with Eden Corp’s patented friendly reassurances.

Here’s a preview:

Because we’re platform-agnostic, we’ve included both iPhone- and Android-formatted ringtones, so no matter your mobile OS! Download it now and bring a little Eden into your day.